Nightmare fuel is what this is, nightmare fuel!
A woman in Florida actually had a cockroach living in her ear for nine days. Katie Holley said she recently purchased a home with her husband, and they were calling an exterminator to spray every three months to keep the cockroaches at bay, though apparently that wasn't enough.
Holley says one night she woke up after feeling "like someone had placed a chip of ice in my left earhole-- but it was something way worse." When she investigated with a cotton swab she pulled out a few insect legs.
Holley went to a doctor, who said he removed the roach in three pieces, but then a few days later she had more pain, and another doctor managed to flush even more pieces of the roach carcass out of her ear. Her nightmare continued as she then went to an Ear Nose and Throat (ENT) doctor who then pulled out the roach's entire head, upper torso, more limbs, and antennae out of her ear.
Holley says she now sleep with ear plugs. (Fox)
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